Sir...
Susanna Anna Marie Johannes-
Prima facie, suicide
She set ablaze not only herself but her mansion too
Married to 6 men, and strangely all of them dead.
She must have been one hell of a lay
Well...
I'm sure you've seen what we've recovered...
Skull, some bones, ash, make up kit etc
We need to carry out DNA profiling.
Hope you're not too busy?
I'll do it.
It's a priority case
and the police want to ensure that she's dead.
Arun...
What are you doing?
How come you never showed this to me?
Why?
Secret?
Is this 'the Susanna'?
"'Saheb."' [Master]
Now, she's no more.
Detached from life, and torn apart by love...
My "'Saheb"' was melancholic.
All her life, she was in search for her eternal love.
She was very lonely.
Just an infant when she lost her mother...
And before she could become an adult, her father died.
My senior "'Saheb"'. [Her father]
He was her everything!
Friend, mother, and brother.
And after he was gone...
...she tried hard to find him in every man she could.
On the day of her father's funeral...
...in full black attire, she reminded me of soft snow...
...rolling off the mountain in the silent night.
No wonder she radiated in black.
And soon, it became her colour.
Uncle Goonga!
Too much to say, but unfortunately born dumb.
I was born an orphan!
Don't know if he adopted me or I adopted him.
My first real competition.
And senior "'Saheb's"' last wish.
The first husband...
Major Edwin Rodriques.
Goonga!
How much longer?
Ghalib!
What in the devil is he saying?
He says, everything should be ready in the next half an hour.
I don't want to see any of his rats around.
Ghalib.
Poet by name, butler by profession and mocks a Bollywood villain.
Anything else, sir?
What did he say?
Thank you, sir!
If he knew you were calling him a fucker he'd pull your eyes out.
Ghalib! - Sir!
The third ace in her trio.
Maggie aunty!
Under whose care "'Saheb"' grew up.
She became her mother and her best friend.
She had a few other friends too.
Venomous, dangerous...
...but faithful like no other.
It's a Derby, darling!
The jockey is as important as the stallion.
I don't see any reason for change, Rod.
Goonga was daddy's favourite jockey.
What do you think, Martha?
I'm think someone here may have a better idea.
Right, Tim?
What do you have to say, Mr. Rangan?
Why don't we hire a professional rider from abroad?
We can afford it and I know one in Prague.
Affordability was never an issue, Mr. Rangan.
Professional jockey from Prague...
You boy
What do you think you're doing?
Stealing!
Come here.
Come on.
Show me your hands!
Come on!
Whose rascal is this?
I picked a few for Candy, Sir.
Who's Candy?
Your new horse.
That's a nice name for a horse.
Candy.
He runs fast when he eat it Sir.
How much have you studied?
Seven and a half.
Anything else?
Yes, "'Saheb"'. Candy loves you.
You tik-tok-tik-tok...
him in race, and win 'Dabry'!
Miss "'Saheb"', forgive me!
Thought I'd help this orphan.
Will send this fool back to the village.
You won't see this rat anymore.
You're right!
He won't be seen here anymore.
Because he'll be starting school tomorrow.
Okay.
Sugar.
"'Saheb"', thank you!
Snap! My life changed in a split second.
"'Saheb"' picked me up from a bed of thorns...
and placed me on a bed of roses.
This is the new admission I was talking about.
She was my goddess.
And I her blind devotee.
All said and done Arun, the Major was pretty handsome.
Quite a dashing fellow.
The perfect Indian husband.
Boring, possessive, insecure and a doubting Thomas.
And a fart king too.
Mr. Stinker!
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
Here's to our very own, Major Edwin Rodriques.
The recipient of the gallantry award.
Cheers! - Cheers!
We salute the bravery and courage you displayed
all throughout operation Blue Star.
It took a heavy toll on our brigade and on your company in particular.
And my leg!
Hey beautiful!
I can't figure out if you're getting older or younger by the day.
Edwin is greying fast but you look the same.
Thank you!
Here, for your beautiful better half.
She's quit drinking.
Really, since when?
Today, I quit every morning.
And that Brigadier Venkat, is the secret of my beauty! Cheers!
Cheers!
Good evening, sir! - Good evening.
May I have the pleasure of a dance...
...with the lady...
I always had two left feet.
Now I've lost one.
Really!
You're quite the dancer, lieutenant.
Sir.
But no match to your beautiful half, sir.
Beautiful half.
And the better one too.
And she has a beautiful name as well.
Susanna.
What?
Susanna.
But you can call her...
Mrs. Rodriques, if you please.
Thank you.
You know you can't handle the fucking alcohol.
"'I quit every morning."'
Stop fluttering around.
You're a married woman.
Are you ashamed to be my wife?
Then why?
Why do you keep reminding me of my disability?
I'm sorry.
It's high time we had a child.
Once you're a mother, you'll learn wifely duties too.
Did you visit the gynaecologist?
All tests are normal.
Then why can't you conceive?
The doctor says, there's nothing wrong with me.
So now...
I'm disabled in bed too?
"'I've come from Alabama, with a banjo on my knee..."'
"'Oh Susanna! Won't you cry for me..."'
How often have I told you to knock before entering?
Knock, knock!
Next time, I'll bury you alive.
This was bound to happen, my friends!
Marry in a haste and...
Repent at leisure.
You want to break his other leg?
Don't fuck around with him.
At the end of the day, you'll be the one to be fucked.
Sir! Are you alright?
You bastard!
Son of a bitch.
So you want to fight?
Goonga... Goonga...
Goonga... what happened?
What happened?
Ghalib... Ghalib!
He will survive.
But we're sorry, we couldn't save his eye.
One eye is enough to witness what's going to happen.
The next time I saw the Major for the last time.
Going in search of the man-eating panther.
Can I also have a drink tonight?
Just a drink?
No.
Minimum three.
And you should be fun!
We must be very still, very quiet...
...or the animal won't come.
The beast in me is already here.
Major sir.
Major sir, panther.
The panther wasn't interested in the goat.
He was looking for humans.
Can't tell whether the Major lost his balance...
Or whether someone pushed him.
Nevertheless...
it took the forest officials two days to find the Major...
...or whatever was left of him.
I just couldn't get myself to mourn for the Major.
Had fate given me another chance...
...to woo my "'Saheb"'?
Like a balloon my hopes went soaring.
But she chose the guitar instead.
Indian women fall for a guitarist over a riff.
And this asshole had the vocal chords too.
Before the wedding this creature was called Jamshed Singh Rathod.
From now I'm Jimmy.
Jimmy Stetson.
You can call me Jim.
And you call me... Susie.
Jim and Susie!
Susie and Jim!
Made for each other, that's right!
"'Her lips were ripe and so close"'
"'O Mama"'
"'I looked at them and all but froze"'
"'O Mama"'
You wrote this for me?
No, it sprung from within.
My wedding gift to you.
"'O Mama"'
"'My heart now only thinks from the heart"'
"'O Mama"'
"'My heart often bangs my head"'
"'O Mama"'
"'No stranger to me"'
"'May my fall be her rise"'
"'She, my nemesis, too, is no stranger to me"'
"'A beating heart forever stays beaten"'
"'O Mama"'
"'O Mama, she shoots at me"'
"'this marble-eyed meow-like girl"'
"'O Mama"'
"'She steals on me, not a sound she makes..."'
"'O Mama"'
"'She smuggles herself into my dreams, pray it doesn't stay a dream"'
"'O Mama"'
"'There isn't hope"'
"'But hope remains, still"'
"'How I languish in the anguish of love"'
"'Something's being ripped out of me"'
"'O Mama"'
"'O Mama, she shoots at me"'
"'this marble-eyed meow-like girl"'
"'O Mama"'
Welcome back to "'Cultivation Today"'...
"'She's taken on the reign, this world is her's not mine..."'
"'O Mama"'
"'How do I believe her love, it's undefined"'
"'O Mama"'
"'Should've let the light inside"'
"'For my heart and mind divide"'
"'Have you lost me to her spell"'
"'O Mama"'
"'Won't you help me"'
Okay that's enough!
What's the proof this is yours?
This was my college composition.
Jamshed was the backup vocalist in my band.
Bloody robber.
Where the hell is he? Call him.
Here's proof.
It first came out in English, now they're launching the holy version.
"'O Mother... O Mother..."'
Which record label?
Now what?
Respect.
Shall we?
Thanks man! Here's a new composition.
Interested?
"'At heart, the heart's just a heart"'
"'Full of tricks and illusions, Simply a smooth operator"'
"'The heart's heady at times and at times, take heart"'
"'Full of tricks and illusions, Simply a smooth operator"'
"'The heart's heady at times and at times, take heart"'
"'It's just a gentle whisper, at times and at times..."'
...an uproarious drumroll"'
"'At times, it's the raging fire pulsating in your veins at times..."'
"'... it is the calming coolness"'
"'Believe it or not"'
"'Is only a matter of the heart"'
"'At heart, the heart's a heart"'
"'The shore for drowning men"'
"'The ignorance of the boor"'
"'A hundred heavens, that's what it's worth"'
"'At heart, the heart's a heart"'
Where are you, boss?
The Berlin wall has collapsed...
...and so has the government.
And you're stuck on cocaine?
This is what you call heroin!
No one has the balls to behave in this manner.
This is Bappi's song!
You know how many musicians are waiting for him?
A hundred! Who is going to pay?
Your father?
"'At heart, the heart's a heart"'
Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy will be here soon.
Please remain calm. He will be here soon.
Please remain calm, please.
In a few moments he will be here.
"'A heart which beats..."'
"'At heart, the heart's a heart"'
Yes, who is it...?
What do you want?
Yes...
I'm sorry... Jimmy?
Jimmy...
Jimmy boy, you've got a fan here.
Got you. - Bang you!
Bang, bang, bang!
FBI, dead! CBI, dead!
Jimmy has the power! - No, we are still alive.
Jimmy is a cheater!
Susie... what are you doing here?
Susie...
When did you come?
Why didn't you inform me?
Susie, don't misunderstand. They are just friends!
Just... - Friends.
We were playing a game!
Cops and robbers!
You wanna play?
Jimmy is a robber...
Hey FBI cheater.
Cops and robbers!
Bang, bang, bang!
Cops and robbers!
FBI, dead! CBI, dead!
I got you. I got you.
You die. You die. You die.
This time she was determined...
...to save her marriage.
This time she wouldn't give up.
Susie, remember...
It's Jim.
Your Jim.
Why are you doing this to me?
I won't go back to drugs!
I swear.
Please, Susie!
You bitch!
I will choke you to death once I'm free.
You are messing with Jamshed Singh Rathod.
I am of royal blood.
I will cut you into tiny pieces and feed you to the dogs.
You bitch!
Susie...
I can recommend a good rehab facility in Bangalore...
...very private, excellent one.
No, doctor.
I can't leave him alone.
He is my life.
By now Saheb's life began to settle...
Jimmy was getting better.
But she didn't realise that drugs addicts...
...become sly once they're caught.
'Champions of deception.'
Sir...
Madame.
This was confiscated from a drug peddler yesterday.
Who else could own such a beautiful piece?
I knew, as soon as I laid eyes on it!
It's priceless too... how much?
You never put a price on priceless things, Inspector.
"'Keemat."' [Price]
Inspector Keemat Lal.
Muzzle loader NX 6.
Amongst the first guns to be brought to India...
...by the soldiers of the British rule.
Was a favourite in my father's antique collection.
I'd like to question your servants.
A marble-eyed meow-like girl...
O doggy...
Our servants are more loyal than owners.
Madame...
Thank you.
Madame.
You can call me by my name, if you please...
Susanna.
How dare I... Madame.
Thank you. Nevertheless...
I don't think I would ever... maybe another time.
Right now... it's not appropriate.
Jim...
Careful, sir!
These snakes are venomous.
The snake temple.
Snake temple?
But, Madame is a Christian.
Yes, she is!
Her father was a Christian, but mother, a Hindu.
She set it up.
Saheb feeds them milk, every morning without fail!
How? - She goes down.
Isn't she scared?
No! They're her pets.
She thinks humans are more poisonous.
Wow!
That's great.
Sir, snake!
Are you alright, sir? - Yes, I'm fine.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Six, five, four, three, two, one...
Whose footprint is this?
Could be anyone's...
Notjust anyone...
It belongs to the murderer.
Murderer?
Is anyone left? - Yes, there is.
Who is it?
It's me.
Why do you bother, Madame.
You've gotten your feet all muddy!
There is no need, Madame.
Not Madame, Susanna.
You are just... I mean... how will I...
Really... I mean... I mean...
Joking!
Not right. Who am I to say!
Just as you wish... the next time.
But it's fine... not a bad thing.
I'll try next time.
But how will I?
It is believed that Jesus spent his last days in Kashmir.
"'Saheb"' left for Kashmir in search of the Lord...
Instead of Jesus, she met "'Mohammed"'.
Hail Allah!
Mohammed Wasiullah Khan.
A.K. A The Traveller.
From the soot of spiraling everyday smoke...
...a patch of sky, now remains blackened...
...all day long.
Great! - Wonderful!
Do not bow your head beneath it...
...for now when you prostrate, God yanks His feet away.
In the mounds of rotting rubbish...
...heads of bodies gone cold still smoulder.
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Hungry four legged animals, fight over the bones of arms and legs.
The flesh and the bone belongs to the one...
...who first digs its teeth into the flesh.
May I proceed? - Yes, please.
The flesh and the bone belongs to the one...
...who first digs its teeth into the flesh.
The men of faith now ask, who first dug his spade into this earth!
Wow! - Wonderful! - Wonderful!
The men of faith now ask, who first dug his spade into this earth!
Some say there was a mosque here once.
Some say no, once a temple stood here.
Wow! Wow! - Wonderful!
But when you touch your forehead to the ground...
God yanks His feet away now.
He cannot bring Himself to believe...
...that He once called this place, His home.
Wow! - Wow!
This time, "'Saheb"' not only had a new lover...
...but also a new name and religion.
Susanna Anna Marie Johannes was now...
Sultana Wasiullah Khan.
Thank you.
Wow! - Wow! - Great!
- One more, please!
Don't go!
One more verse!
My next verse... - Yes, please.
A day shall dawn...
...bringing with it a calm...
...the heart bereft of desires, the mind devoid of passion...
"'Shoreless, totally fathomless"'
"'Close your eyes, please"'
"'I have been drowning"'
"'I need to breathe"'
"'Shoreless, totally fathomless, Close your eyes, please"'
"'I have been drowning, I need to breathe"'
"'Lillah!"'
"'Turn your face away from me"'
"'It'll be a great kindness"'
"'Turn your face away from me"'
"'It'll be a great kindness"'
"'Ever since I have seen you"'
"'My breath's stuck"'
"'Ever since I have seen you"'
"'My breath's stuck"'
"'Shoreless, totally fathomless"'
"'Close your eyes, please"'
"'I have been drowning"'
"'I need to breathe"'
May I? - Proceed.
If a flitting glance of yours, were to graze me
That would be greeting enough...
...and I'll keep my eyes forever lowered.
Wow!
Ever since I have seen you
My breath is...
Stuck! - Brilliant!
Mukarrar!
Who is that?
Your uncle!
"'Pray, take a look"'
"'At your feet"'
"'Something's stuck, it seems"'
"'Please ask Time to move on"'
"'lf a flitting glance of yours"'
"'Were to graze me"'
"'That would be greeting enough..."'
"'... And I'll keep my eyes forever lowered"'
"'At your feet"'
"'Ever since I have seen you"'
"'My breath's stuck"'
"'Shoreless, totally fathomless"'
"'Close your eyes, please"'
"'I have been drowning"'
"'I need to breathe"'
"'Lillah!"'
Tender and romantic in his poetry...
...bastard in bed.
Unless he beat the shit out of the woman...
he remained impotent.